"So what do you want for Christmas?"

This is what I asked my father-in-law a couple of months before Christmas.

He looks at my mother-in-law. "I thought you were going to tell her. I shouldn't have to tell her my own gift..."

"Oh, no, sweet pea. This is all yours."

So he looks at me. "I want a sexy Tinkerbell."

"You...wait, what?"

"Sexy Tinkerbell. I always had a thing for Tinkerbell." He gets up to get some water, points at me. "Sexy, not vulgar!"

I look at Mom II, and she mouths as she held cupped hands over and far away from her chest, "Big boobies! That's what he told me."

Far cry from the homemade gumball machine/candy dish I was going to make him.